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Mike BowowskiMike Bow-Wow-Ski Here: Did you know Embrace Your Geekness Day is July 13th?

While Craig is waxing away about his geeky Colgrove Financial App, I wanted to remind him that some dogs are geeky as well. Here is how you can recognize a Geek Canine:
  • Does his dog bowl have binary code printed on it? 0001 001 1100, etc.
  • Does his leash glow in the dark or have a geo location device embedded in it?
  • Does your dog wear a laser pointer on his head instead of head light like miners, so he can drive the cat next door crazy when it tries to catch the laser.
  • When he dresses for Halloween, does He wear superheroes or a Yoda costume?
  • Is his favorite chew toy a rubberized DNA helical strand or a bone?
  • Would he rather watch the computer monitor or the reality TV show on the cable?
  • Is he socially awkward around the opposite sex, and doesn't seem to know how to sniff the other dog's butt?
  • When marking his territory with pee, his pee is really used to guide laser missiles to the spot to destroy any dog that might try to cover over his marked territory.
  • He uses a geolocation device and programs a satellite to zap other dogs with lasers.
So you may have a Geek Canine and not even know it — unless you look for the evidence.

Check out more of my musings here.
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