Mike Bowowski for President here: My esteemed opponents in this race are NOT normal. How can they even identify with average normal people, when they don't drive a car or in one case understand how to send an email? Really? When was the last time time they rode a bicycle, fell off a skate board or snorted chocolate milk out their nose? There I said it! Now that it is out in the open the media can no longer use the chocolate milk incident to hurt me. I was a puppy wondering through the streets of Bakersfield, with no place to live, no parents and not even a pocket to put coins in. Craig’s daughter Sonya found me and tried to find my parental units, but something dastardly must have happened. I spent my early years with Sonya in her tiny apartment and mostly in her 1971 VW Bus. She would take me to work and I would spend my time in the bus patiently waiting on her to come out. Things happened in her life and instead of putting me out on the streets again, she brought me to her parents in Arizona. They were as kind as she is. From here my back yard empire was where I spent my formative years and developed into the intellect that I am today. My Dad, if I could ever figure out where that Dog is, did not give me a million dollars to start my empire. Nor have I lived in multiple houses and claim to champion the middle class. I eat dog food and keep the birds out of the back yard when I am awake, and make sure those feral cats don't step into the back yard. So I am still very humble compared to my esteemed opponents. I do not give a paw down, but a paw across, since I am only 11 inches tall. If you want to stick it to the establishment, vote for MIKE is a vote for change. REAL CHANGE!